Monday, March 20, 2006

The hell that was high school continues

Reunions suck.

Seriously. My 20th high school reunion is coming up this summer. Since I was our class president, I get the mindnumbing task of planning this sucker. "No problem," you say. "Piece of cake," you think.

Well, I've got two words for you: "dry parish."

I've managed to track down about 1/5th of my graduating class. So far I've received lots of complaints and suggestions on what not to do, but very little in the way of helpful advice. Everyone wants to get together, but they all want it on their own terms, in their own timeframe.

Whatever. I plan to be drunk that night, even if it means smuggling some high-quality hooch across the parish line.


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